Ferengi Rules of Aquisition generator

If there is one thing in the galaxy you can trust a Ferengi to do; It's follow the Rules of Aquisition. Each Ferengi has the rules memorised, at least the ones who are successfull in their profit making ventures do. It is always wise to know the rules; in case you should run into a Ferengi, so if you should have trouble remembering all 286 here's a quick reminder:

Below is a random rule from the Ferengi Rules of Aquisition